People shouting “FAKE” about stories isn’t an example of Pinkham’s Law, but I hate it just as much as if it was one. People who plan to leave these comments: just don’t bother commenting. No one cares. Absolutely no one cares. Read more

...it’s green tea. Read more

Yeah, this is an easy call. That’s DEFINITELY the one I’m expecting. Read more

Yet when the Minutemen asked me to be their leader, I declined. It didn’t feel right to spend so much time rebuilding civilization when I had a personal mission to fulfill. Read more

Please for the love of God give us either a TV or movie series using the same quality of animation as in that cinematic trailer, Blizzard. That’s all I want out of life. Read more

I guess my real question here and the thing that’s confusing the hell out of me is this: I won’t be able to play the single-player campaign until 3 AM Tuesday regardless of the fact that I paid for the game over a month ago, correct? I had assumed any of us who paid for it digitally already went through the pre-load. Read more

This is the exact reason I’ve still never finished Shalebridge Cradle in Thief: Deadly Shadows. Read more

I cannot even begin to understand people who enjoy being terrified. I just...I don’t get it. At all. Read more

My understanding is that Legacy is out around 3 AM on Tuesday, November 10; am I incorrect in that understanding? Read more

Your servers love you for this. This is the exact reason Christmas Day was always my favorite shift. Read more

This comment is some serious quality. Read more

Also, I don’t know; I guess I think Drake’s just alright. Read more

MINNESOTA restaurant assault stories, no less! What the hell, Minnesota?! Read more

RC BUFORD CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS Read more

“THOG WANT ROCKET BOOTS” Read more

Counterpoint: nah. Read more

Because if we were so clearly better, we’d be in that booth instead of him doing that job. Read more

Data: “Joe Buck has compromising pictures of us with farm animals. I mean, of course he does, it would be insane to willingly employ him otherwise.” Read more

Am I the only one who just throws points at Luck in an effort to play a complete doofus who blindly and constantly stumbles into success? Anyone? Bueller? Read more

No, I mean specifically “delicious irony boner.” Not “pleasure at the misfortune of others.” Specifically, becoming sexually aroused by beautiful, vindictive irony. Read more