So, here’s the thing: I understand and respect why some people feel the need to boycott Chick-Fil-A entirely because of their beliefs. I totally get it, and it seems to make sense on the surface; you don’t want to give money to a business that donates to an abhorrent cause. Read more

MOUTH SHUCK MY GIGGLE OYSTER Read more

there is a reason the guy stays on the air. Read more

Disagree. Dilfer is a clueless bag of unmitigated derp, but I have never found myself actually wishing I could reach through the TV to assault him. Joe Buck and (especially) Tim McCarver, on the other hand... Read more

“Take a look at the NBA 50 list now and tell me how many of the current players on when that list came out actually deserved it at the time.” Read more

Either you’re trolling (in which case you need to work harder, because this is sad), or you are willfully dumb enough to continually ignore the repeatedly-stated fact that the server wouldn’t have known the customers were planning to drive drunk if they hadn’t left him a shitty tip, because he wouldn’t have gone… Read more

I’d consider “contorting logic to find ways in which the server is at fault” to be an application of Pinkham’s Law. Read more

I yelled at play-by-play announcer Joe Buck, and tweeted about Joe Buck, throughout the baseball playoffs that just ended. (Go Royals.) He is still much better at his job than I would be. I’m still allowed to resent him. Read more

“ABLEISM ABLEISM ABLEISM ABLEISM I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WORD MEANS SO IMMA JUST USE IT TO DESCRIBE THAT THING I DONT LIKE” Read more

The post time is 11 AM! Read more

Bye! Read more

there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live safely”. Read more

According to state law, blowjobs are illegal in Georgia. You going to stan for that, too? Read more

Are you seriously, with a straight face, arguing that there sits no stage between “shouldn’t drive” and “needs to be cut off at a bar?” That’s...that’s a thing you’re actually arguing? Read more

Touche. Read more

Actually, he wouldn’t have known they were going to drive home if they hadn’t tipped him badly/he hadn’t gone outside to confront them, so...

Servers can technically be considered liable for this, even if they had no way to know the customer was going to drive home rather than take a cab, and even if they were pressured by the restaurant into overserving them. It’s a stupid law, which gives it something in common with virtually all laws pertaining to the… Read more

Seriously. This is just depressing. I expect better. Read more

Alright, so since everyone is commenting about this even though I’ve already edited it (how?), I’m going to explain what I think happened here. I’m pretty sure the writer of this story originally listed soups/salads as one thing. Being that listing them as one thing in a numbered list of things is patently insane, I… Read more

I’m looking forward to the first person shouting ASSAULT! because reasons. Read more