Man, you guys are making the absolute laziest Pinkham’s Law attempt I’ve ever seen with this argument. Come on. You can all do better. Read more

“Holly probably RIGGED the coffee shop door to try to make that poor woman’s life difficult! She’s guilty of ASSAULT! ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT! IF I SAY IT ENOUGH TIMES, IT MAGICALLY BECOMES TRUE!” Read more

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them. Read more

HOLY SHIT Read more

Not sure how this in any way refutes humanity’s lack of creativity when it comes to place names. Read more

Every dine and dasher I ever personally saw was a young white person. Every one. Just saying. Read more

Zealot Charge feels so necessary that I almost think it should be a basic part of his kit. Either that, or move it to 7. Read more

Not enough Chips Dubbo Read more

Hey, I said less than New York. Read more

I’m not sure whether I should consider this damning with faint praise. Read more

While I don’t want to make assumptions, given the names of every employee listed in the judgment, this is certainly very possible. Read more

Court documents indicate it wasn’t equal. One employee it was only $380, but several it was well over $20,000. Read more

To be honest, I’ve spent so much of my life angry at the basic injustices inherent to both this country and the human condition that I think I’ve transmogrified that feeling into something akin to a fuel source. Read more

This is an excellent question, and I’m in the process of getting an answer to it. I’ll update the post when I do. Read more

Wait, you mean the Boise hot dog in a potato thing? Uh...what...what does that have to do with any of this? I’m not trying to be mean. I legitimately have no clue whatsoever the point you’re trying to make here. Read more

No, I genuinely have no clue what you were trying to say. I’m not saying that to be insulting. I’m saying that to try to correct some of my complete and utter bafflement at your original comment. Read more

“I’ve always wondered what was lurking in the closet there.” Read more

I actually know what it was; I followed it up and asked the poster. Just don’t feel it’s my place to share more if she doesn’t want to. Read more

Oh no, I love DC. I just hate that fucking football team. I also love San Francisco, Seattle, Toronto, I don’t hate LA, and I’d probably like both Chicago and Milwaukee if I went there. Read more

TOO SLOW, TEX Read more