They’re still pretty heavily outnumbered by people who see the inherent issue here, as far as I can tell. Read more

“It’s like watching Ronda Rousey lose a fight to a member of One Direction.” Read more

Grew up in DC. Can’t pretend I’m objective. Read more

There is a very thin veneer that exists between civilized society and the howling barbarism of the Fury Road, and that veneer is not dumping food out onto a table in a public restaurant. Read more

How does Revenge sound to you guys? Read more

OH MY GOD THIS NEEDS MORE STARS Read more

In retrospect, it’s amazing how many of these could’ve fit into Horrible Bosses—which is its own category, even! Read more

But does it have MTV’s Dan Cortese? Read more

It says a lot when someone can say “the guy who literally stole from a delivery driver is actually a better human being than most of the shitty restaurant customers on BCO” and they’re probably right. Read more

This is a surprisingly solid take! Read more

You forgot the “YOU ABLEIST MONSTER” kicker at the end there. Read more

We have people claiming that loudly butt-trumpeting in a crowded dining room is perfectly acceptable. I keep thinking nothing could surprise me... Read more

Interesting. The only states I knew of that didn’t have it were New Hampshire and Delaware, who seek such tremendous amounts of cross-pollination with other states that there’s no chance anyone in either doesn’t know what sales tax is. Read more

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE” Read more

This is by far the most baffling example of Pinkham’s Law I’ve yet seen. How many people are just gleefully letting the poots fly in the middle of crowded restaurants?! Read more

It’s pretty puritanical to say people aren’t allowed to burp. It’s not puritanical to suggest that maybe they don’t fucking belch in a random stranger’s face. Read more

What is this comment even attempting to say Read more

Yes, and the social contract pretty clear states you don’t just go ahead and loudly let it rip where other people are eating. Like, OK, maybe the one-cheek sneak if it’s not huge and you can reasonably expect it’s not going to smell horrible, but farting audibly near other customers as they’re eating is a dick move. Read more

I mean if you were talking about Watch Dogs or something, I could see where “mediocre” is a fitting description, Read more

Uh...Reach is the best one, as far as I’m concerned. I don’t think it’s even particularly close. Read more