To answer your questions: yes, no, and I’m not actually sure? I’ve wondered about this one. I do, but I’ve frequently felt weird about it, since servers are getting me a drink and that’s it. I do anyway just to be on the safe side; it’s not like buffet meals are going to break the bank anyway. Read more

“I stopped reading your article but now I’m going to comment on it anyway” is a very, VERY quick and easy way to get dismissed or banned. Read more

Then it would’ve read “well, golly gee whillikers, guys, I just think that maybe the Cubs would’ve had a better shot if they’d been a little more humble, and by the way, A.I. was a great movie according to the Alien Terrible Opinion Leech that lives in my brain.” Read more

I will defend The Man Who Knew Too Little to the death. That is a wildly underrated movie. Read more

Empire was my least favorite Star Wars film as a kid. Now that I’m an adult, I view it as the greatest sci-fi film ever made. Empire Strikes Back is in no way the product of nostalgia. Read more

Really terrible opinion Read more

A lot of Americans don’t seem to want to understand the concept that even in countries where tipping isn’t expected or standard, the customer can still tip if they want to. This...this isn’t hard, America. This doesn’t have to be a 20% or NOTHING, EVER, AT ALL scenario. You’re still allowed to reward good service if… Read more

You made an obscure Discworld reference. In no reality along the trousers of time could you be a dummy. Read more

OH MY GOD Read more

He would literally starve to death. Read more

You really didn’t read my fourth paragraph, did you? Because this comment is very wrong and bad. Read more

Y Read more

She’s absolutely fantastic. I think she’s the single best currently-active American humorist. Read more

Yeah but the zero point was weird because of the angle! The Tie Bomber had the same issue, too, which was reason #467 why it sucked (and still wasn’t as bad as the fucking Assault Gunboat). Read more

I’m reasonably sure the TIE Defender is, since Tie Fighter occurs between Empire and Jedi. Phantom should be, since Rebel Assault II was, if I’m not mistaken, at some point during the original trilogy. So there’s those two, at least. Read more

BOBA CRAWLED OUT OF THE GIANT SAND VAGINA Read more

The prequels are not great. The prequels are the precise opposite of great. The prequels are some of the worst films ever made. Jedi is...mediocre, if we’re being honest—which is exactly as Albert describes it. I loved it as a kid, but in the cold light of adulthood, it’s a couple fantastic battle sequences sandwiched… Read more

I’ll allow it just this once. Read more

Worth noting since I mentioned Clinton: this video, starting around 3:30, is still one of my favorite things on the internet. Watch Clinton’s face every single time Bill Kristol says anything. God, I love this video so much. Read more

I...I...fuck. I can’t disagree with anything here. I...just fuck it, man. Game over. *curls up into ball, begins rocking back and forth while making a high-pitched keening noise*