What is the TIE Hunter from and why can I not fly one of those in a video game RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. Read more

I really wish they didn’t handle like shit in X-Wing, though; getting those fucking lasers to zero on your target from the bonkers wing-positions was a pain in the ass. I swear I’d take a Y-Wing over a B-Wing any day. Read more

And the Missile Boat. Read more

They are. Read more

It could’ve been worse. They could’ve made us flown a Z-95. Z-95’s: Like Assault Gunboats, But Somehow Way Shittier! Read more

Your basic point is 100% correct. Wait, wait, wait, though: how the hell does that Z-95 have S-foils? What the fuck? Read more

Also deployed in large numbers by an emperor government effectively controlled by the military that may have been definitely was aligned with the dark side. Read more

Pretty cool for a spatula-handed k’nect-assed space penis machine.

Ships that are demonstrated to be fast tend to be lean and smaller Corellian-er. Read more

I want to put one of these in every single post, just as a “fuck you” to those commenters. Read more

I’m astounded this isn’t already deluged with angry comments from rage farmers. Read more

My job came up in a restaurant for the first time the other day—we were at a Mongolian Grill and got to talking with our server about wacky stories related to that type of restaurant. There’s a BCO story about one of those places that I don’t believe has run yet, which he really enjoyed hearing. He relayed that the… Read more

The trick I used to use was including both the original receipt and the discounted one, and pointing out to the customer which was which. No one ever got mad at it, because it wasn’t obvious what I was doing; people just assumed I was being extra thorough and providing good service (which technically I suppose I was).… Read more

I love this so much Read more

Surprisingly, no! I have a story waiting for posting about a celebrity who did this where they do NOT come across as a dick at all! (OK, they didn’t know the restaurant was about to close and no one told them, and...well, you’ll just have to wait for it) Read more

I tend to do two weeks of Worst Customers followed by a Revenge post. I haven’t checked to see specifically how many Revenge stories I have sitting in my files currently, but we could see another fitting that pattern. Read more

I’ll never get tired of you guys mocking these commenters. Read more

It depends, though; you might not be able to get them to leave altogether, but the copious verbal warnings/signs should mitigate any liability if they DO die in your restaurant. Read more

WOW Read more

SODA. IT’S CALLED SODA, YOU MONSTERS. Read more