Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

I’ve never seen a restaurant that had onion dip and potato chips on the menu. Read more

I actually think “Thing Fusion Burger” would be better than “Modern Chinese Burger.” Read more

You and your (informative, reasoned, interesting) science! Read more

“THIS BAD BECAUSE UNNATURAL, ME NO LIKEY THINGS ME DON’T RECOGNIZE” Read more

Actually, it’s about ethics in knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Read more

Interesting; every outlet that I could find was reported it being called the “Modern Chinese Burger.” Is that a translation error, do you think? Read more

Congratulations, you have officially won Idiot Commenter Bingo. Read more

The last is kind of a valid complaint, seeing as how McDonald’s essentially forced all-day breakfast on franchisees and, crucially, made them pay for every part of it. If you want to blame someone for that, blame the McDonald’s corporation, because they’re the ones mercilessly fucking their franchisees. Read more

Hey wait this is that game where everyone gets mad at a raccoon chipmunk, right Read more

Oh God, I’m watching a rape apologist and a Philly fan argue with each other. This is what hell is like. Read more

Seriously, what the fuck is happening with this comment Read more

Awww, fuck, who let the Gizmodo commenters out of their quarantine zone?! GET THE TRANQ GUNS. Read more

There are a lot of similarities between Spurs fans and MGS fans, tbh. Read more

How did your wrist not get so tired that you couldn’t finish typing this Read more