“What I don’t get is, why doesn’t he accept that multiple malfunctioning instances of the same product is normal and par for the course in modern society” Read more

Underrated comment. Read more

One of two things is true: either you are the most brilliant troll I’ve ever witnessed, or the dumbest human being on the planet. I honestly can’t think which I’d rather be true. Read more

I’m dead Read more

My brain hurts Read more

Well, golly gee whillikers, that’s one humdinger of a night for some taters and gravy! Atta way to keep the line movin’, you—*face explodes* Read more

Literally every time I watch sports. —DC fan
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That’s a server after my own heart. Read more

Yeah I’m still pissed at how difficult it was to find a picture for this week. Easily the toughest week so far. Read more

It’s not the same, though; Japanese mayo is significantly less...I don’t know...gelatinous than American mayo? It’s just very different, in my experience. Read more

I mean, I’ve already ranked candy. That’s kind of traveled ground at this point. Read more

Going to go ahead and dismiss this, because I have this story saved for future use. Read more

I was specifically thinking of that when I wrote that editor’s note. Read more

I persist in believing there isn’t such thing as a decent cup of hot leaf water. Read more

I had a customer repeatedly order Yuenglings with grenadine. And a straw. I’m not going to even pretend I wasn’t judging him. Read more

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people. It’s horrifying. Read more

I love this comment. Read more

Anuses totally count for this. Read more

Thanks for the uplifting commentary, facw! Read more