I don’t really care if Chicago deep dish is pizza or not, I just care that it’s goddamned terrible. Read more

You are doing the lord’s work. Read more

Within five years, I guarantee IPA’s will be replaced as the trendy beer with Goses. A Gose is weird and unique enough that hipsters will flock to it. I’m sure it’s already happening, what with the mainstream popularity of IPA’s. I mean, Gose isn’t an unpleasant variety of beer, just...I don’t really ever want more… Read more

As if Alabama couldn’t sink any lower. Read more

Fucking Arkansas. Read more

Dammit, don’t make me start on you when we’re agreeing so well on this. Read more

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THIS Read more

Counterpoint: fuck you. Read more

“That would be a puddle of cheese, and we don’t do that” is one of the single most perfect server quotes we’ve ever had here. Read more

It’s fucking Southerners, and it is the goddamn worst. “Pop” is annoyingly twee, but on balance, I’d much rather deal with that than fucking “Coke.” Seriously, if you are reading this and you call all soda “Coke,” you are terrible and you should feel bad about the fact that you are terrible. Never, ever trust a person… Read more

Horribly excellent. Read more

Nah, your Hillary one was just stupid. Want us to laugh at Democrats? Make jokes about Democrats that are even mildly funny. Read more

The Hillary one is fucking stupid, though. It’s always annoying when conservatives think the reason people don’t feature their Brilliant Jokes is because they’re mean to Democrats, when its actually just because most conservatives have badly misfiring humor glands. Read more

I don’t even think Pho counts. Pho’s an entire meal, while soup is an appetizer. Read more

I’m sorry, are you genuinely saying throwing soup on someone because you are dumb enough not to realize the container is the same size as what you got last week is acceptable? Read more

That’s Hot & Sour Soup, the same as in the story. Read more

This was at a McCormick & Schmick’s, so I assume at all their properties. Read more

Amazingly, no! They did not go full Applebee’s. Read more

To trick dumb motherfuckers into taking it instead of one of the best pound-for-pound ults in the game? I don’t even fucking know. Read more

Some people budget to include a special expensive meal out and don’t necessarily factor in an extra 20% on top of the bill, Read more