Did you just fail to finish reading that sentence? Here, let’s try again: Read more

You are remembering accurately. They’re looking at changing it—so that it’s only in the last 12 months. Which is still stupid and shitty. Read more

Counterpoint: Read more

It saddens me that there are people who will read this who will think you’re being serious. Read more

A+ Read more

This is more an indictment of broadcast personalities than anything else. Read more

What the fuck is this comment Read more

In St. Louis? 0%. Read more

OH MY GOD HE WAS VIDEOTAPED NOT WEARING A SHIRT ONCE, BURN THE WITCH Read more

Delete your account. Read more

“HERP DERP STRASBURG HERP DERRRRRP” *fart sounds* Read more

Actually, Danny was pretty good this year! By WAR, he was their second-or-third best position player. No Danny hate; he actually had a pretty decent season, especially considering he was largely a backup. Read more

This is the stupidest and best joke I have seen this week. Read more

There is no anti-Boston sentiment in the above post. That is not my subjective opinion: that is an objective fact. David Ortiz does not run out hit balls—this is a fact. This is also not a negative! I LOVE that he gives zero fucks on the basepaths! Good for him! His persistent refusal to give a fuck on the basepaths… Read more

As long as they don’t repeat FarCry 4 *shudder*, I can tentatively hope I’ll be happy. The best thing that can be said about FarCry 4 is that it wasn’t as bad as AC3. Read more

Eh, I wasn’t really that impressed with Shadow of Mordor. Maybe it was the sky-high expectations, but it was just OK. It was fine. It wasn’t world-shaking for me, and I got about 1/15 of the enjoyment out of it that I did out of Black Flag. Read more

Play AC4. Trust me. Play AC4. You will be glad you did.* Read more

I think every character in Syndicate should have a French accent. Read more

I think you may have missed the point of my joke. Read more

Given the timestamps, I think we wrote our comments at exactly the same time. Read more