Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Honestly, though, I find it endearing! Good for Papi. No hate there. Read more

Considering they’ve inflicted Alex Hutchinson on both series, I wouldn’t be as sure of this. Read more

I quit at 3. I’ve played all of them but Rouge Read more

Because Boston fans are delusional, perpetually aggrieved loons. Read more

I mean, there are people willing to vote for Ben Carson, so. Read more

Where’s your “this week has EVERYTHING” comment that I always read in Stefon’s voice Read more

I could point out there’s a missing word here, but frankly, using “bacon” as a word is better than the more normal way to write this sentence. Read more

I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments. Read more

Yeah, I take back what I said about the other thing you wrote: THIS is actually my favorite kinja comment ever. Read more

Rizzo is normally a great GM, but fuck, that Papelbon trade is the worst move of his career. It’s like the anti-Steven Souza trade. Read more

Uh...Desmond, Zimmerman (before he got hurt again—of course), and Werth have all actually been very good in the last two months. If the starting pitching other than Strasburg and ESPECIALLY the bullpen hadn’t been a fucking tire fire, they probably still would’ve won the division. Read more

You’re right; this season, Harper has been way better. Read more

This is pretty much my favorite comment of all time. Read more