As someone who is a complete waste of oxygen, I applaud Papelbon Read more

Except the opposite of this, you dumb shit. Read more

It’s understood that Outback Steakhouse is not actual Australian steaks. They’re welcome to be snobby about Outback Steakhouse—I have no issues with that. No one here takes pride in the prevalence of Outback Steakhouse. Read more

but i suppose that isn’t important as long as THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE PLAYING OR WHO MIGHT PLAY GAMES BECAUSE THAT’S HOW THE FREE MARKET WORKS get what they want. Read more

+1 journey worth the joke destination Read more

Really? Because I imagine he’s a transphobic dickrocket. Read more

I’ve talked about this before: I can’t choose to do specific topics, as I pretty much have to go with what I want to do. I’ve requested topic submissions before as part of a regular BCO, and it’s never worked. I probably COULD do a bartenders submission, but I don’t know if it’d be any more interesting than just… Read more

I am so glad you screenshotted this. Read more

Goddamit, I thought of this response just before I read that you were already on top of it. Read more

This entire thread is why Australians are my favorite commenters. Read more

*high five* Read more

Ever met an Australian? I totally believe it. Read more

exist!”. Read more

I don’t fucking agree, but I fucking appreciate you saying that. Read more

I’m fucking sorry, I can’t fucking help myself! Read more

what is this why am i laughing so hard where am i Read more

Awww. *pat pat* Read more

Is...is there a character with my actual name on Downton Abbey? Read more

It is WAY more frequent than every 500 years. Read more

I feel like I probably would’ve been bullied more in high school if I didn’t have an angry streak a mile wide and a reputation for craziness. I think other kids were honestly scared to bully me because they didn’t know what the fuck I’d do. This was probably a good call; I think I would’ve bitten someone, at the very… Read more