“Reviewer can only discuss French National Team on a Tuesday while Mercury is in retrograde, and may not use proper nouns” Read more

Spoiler: Mario jumps on things Read more

Possibly because Alex Hutchinson is incompetent. Read more

YESSSSSSSS THIIIIISSSSS OH MY GOD Read more

What do? Read more

And this is exactly why my instinct is to say the restaurant made them work while sick. Read more

I feel like doing it with Herpes is way meaner bc of the stigma, tbh. Read more

Scroll over and look at the other tags for more fun times. :-) Read more

HE’S THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO PRONOUNCES IT THAT WAY, NO IT ISN’T LEGIT. Read more

I really hope they do this. It would be such a fun addition. Read more

A lot of it springs from the same diseased well as the PC Master Race idiots. “THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDNT HAVE CONSOLE GAMES” is a dead giveaway you’re talking to a person whose entire contribution to the human race is to waste perfectly good oxygen. Read more

The h is silent, but you’d be amazed how many teachers didn’t know that growing up. Read more

Counterpoint: Alex Hutchinson is probably the single worst current video game director. I would be OK with every single developer, performer, composer, and every other role in the industry receiving royalties before Alex Hutchinson. Read more

Considering that the leveling system was so much more organic and fluid in Skyrim than in Oblivion (raise your hand if you’re an obsessive like me who made sure to level a secondary skill corresponding to each trait at least 10 levels just to get the +5 at each full level up), this is a great thing. People who want… Read more

“Some people seem to wait around forever in the matchmaking lobby, never getting to the actual game.” Read more

I just looked at the picture and WHAT IN THE FUCK Read more

I’m glad someone has noticed that I do this. I consider it an Easter Egg for really thorough readers. Read more

This is an utterly false fucking statement in every fucking way. Read more

This is an incredibly stupid statement. Read more