I have just been hiding in my office instead. Read more

This is fucking genius. Remove this post before someone steals the millions of dollars that belong to you. Read more

PHOENIX I will miss your perfect deadpan sense of humor and how you sent me a picture of Don Draper for your Father's Day entry and how you were an absolute joy to work with on news stories and how you really and truly Give a Shit and always seemed primed to learn and practice what you'd learned. You're smart as hell… Read more

IDGAF ! Read more

Seconded. I feel like a bad yupster because I'm not practicing some form of (IMO extreme) plant-based/all organic/all local/seasonal/macrobiotic (not sure what that word actually means!)/paleo/"clean"/kale-based/GOOP-based diet. It's not that I don't care about food/health issues/politics—I do, and I pay attention to… Read more

Coconut milk and almond milk are glorious for baking. I too, will also only drink pour-over coffee black, because why would I ruin a glorious cup of coffee with fucking milk and sugar? Read more

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

Whales are graceful fatties, hippos are fatties with bad teeth. Read more

Do they have any company policy defining the difference between a whale and a hippo? I bet they do... Read more

Honestly, it's just more nuanced than a good headline makes. Kids should be given leave within reason to make choices and express themselves. My daughter has been picking her own clothes out since she was a year old (my sons, who are 2 and 4 years older, incidentally, still don't really care what they wear) - this… Read more

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights. Read more

In a few hours I'm going to hit the gym and then teach a self-defense class (mixed sex). I'll pair women with men, women with women, and men with men. Size, age, etc, it really doesn't matter. You don't get to pick your attacker. Life don't work like that.

And, at the end of the day, I'll be a happy fucking instructor… Read more

Always has just released a new commercial for their relatively recently developed Always Infinity pad made with "FlexFoam." It's for women who use Always pads to go all over the world and do amazing things – who who are "rewriting the rules."

I wanted to put that in the headline but thought that might be overselling it. Read more

I have yet to try this, since I am currently preggers and this doesn't seem like something I should try right now. But people at work are all about this. Every morning about 4 of my coworkers make their buttered coffee. This is around 8:30 in the morning. I swear all of them don't eat lunch until like 2. They just… Read more

Bulletproof® coffee is a brand of coffee created in 2010 by Dave Asprey, an entrepreneur in Silicon Valley who, legend has it, was "literally rejuvenated" after being given yak butter tea by locals after hiking in Tibet in -10 degree weather at 18,000 feet.

So he was dehydrated with a little altitude sickness thrown in. A saline drip and a chocolate chip cookie would have made him feel pretty good, too. Read more

THIRD EYE BLIND IS THE BEST!! Read more

I really like it, and I generally feel pretty awesome when I do it. I'm kind of off the wagon right now (I'm currently drinking a cup from Philz.) FWIW, I went through one bag of Asprey's magic beans and I feel pretty strongly that they are in no way better than other decent quality beans. Sure, don't get Folgers, but… Read more