Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her. Read more

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts… Read more

whoever this is is the real story here

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks. Read more

Lil Jon confirmed reports that Donald Trump called him “Uncle Tom” Read more

Yeah, I don’t see anything but a poor wild animal being baited into a dangerous situation.
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is it a left shark or a right shark?
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I’m with you. Read more

Thank you. Sharks gonna shark. The poor thing seemed entirely freaked out and probably has learned an important lesson as well: there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Read more

To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.
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OK but ffs, it’s not “attacking”. They’re baiting it with food to bring it close and it got stuck. It’s just sharking. Read more

Totes, Y’all: A Life Read more

Legally Bland Read more

My new rescue cat is the spitting (hacking) image of Snowball V from The Simpsons. She also hacks and snorts when she drinks water. Top that.

16th century woodcut

For anyone else overwhelmed by all that’s going on right now.

The pie has it. Read more

Doesn’t this pancake look like the Donald?