Am I an unimportant person because I don’t have a toilet landline? Read more

I had a client that had a HUGE cat that she put on a lead so he could have outdoors time.For the first five minutes he would hiss and roll and try to break his own neck to get away. Then he would lay and glare at the door until she let him back inside. Read more

Who picks these Double Creatures anyway? There are other creatures than just cats and dogs.

Don’t forget this one:

God, I hope Al Roker was the one to leak the video, just to fuck over Billy Bush.
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So, I googled “Biff,” because I wasn’t sure what it was a nickname for, and found out that Biff Tannen from Back to the Future was modeled on Donald Trump. The snake eats its own tail. Read more

In fairness Billy Bush actually might be like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Read more

Boob Smitty and Biff!! I feel like I’m stuck at the boarding school Holden Caulfield got expelled from!
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Also: who the F is “Gubba”? Read more

Biff. Smitty. “Boob.” Lath. Bushy. Read more

Yeah that’s kinda what I was thinking. He may be the scion of a rich family, but it does seem like he did some real shit work to get where he is. Read more

Correction: Jeb! Is moss! Read more

Billy Bush is now billy goat. Read more

I disagree, he (and they) know what they are doing. Their base does not care about facts (liberal media) so they can say literally whatever they want and their voters will believe it. Shit, they could probably say that Hillary did 9/11 and it would go over well. Read more

Was it not clear when Giuliani yelled “TRUMP IS A GOOD MAN!”? Read more

I will have to defer to somebody else on those two since I never tried them. Expensive sugary cereals were not a staple in my house back then. I will say that both Cocoa and Fruity Pebbles were better than any of them! Read more

What are your thoughts on Yummy Mummy and Fruit Brute? Don’t leave your public hanging! We demand answers! Read more

Boo Berry is the best.

“The stool had no abnormal odor, but looked like strawberry ice cream...” Read more