You guys have try this auto-generator for your Facebook statuses. The first two I got were:

"THANKS GUYS!! And also, totally gonna puke." -LauraBot

"I found a fat actors! And no, I'll know these are severely underrepresented in the kitten." -LauraBot

It's painful how accurate these are. And also, totally gonna puke.

Please share yours and we can talk about how social media knows us better than we know ourselves. Signed, Skynet.