You can now buy Nick Offerman's hand crafted wood emojis, as first seen on Conan O'Brien's show. They cost $100 and proceeds go to the Children's Defense Fund. It looks like it won't be easy to get one, though. The first hundred sold out fast; more go on sale here on Tuesday. I'm rooting for the person who buys enough to spell out " "I love you but I'm sad that the cat pooped."