A Venezuelan woman was arrested at Madrid airport after it was discovered that she was carrying 1.7kg—about 3.75lb—of cocaine in her breast implants—like inside her body. Talk about a drug bust! (Ba da bum.)
The 43-year-old woman, who was arriving on a flight from Colombia, exhibited suspicious behavior, according to narcotics agents via The Guardian. After a baggage search came up clean, female officers conducted a body search and discovered "certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts."
According to police, that's when the woman got nervous and just confessed to everything, telling them all about her coke tits. She was taken to a nearby hospital where the implants were removed.