The Shocking Photos of Orlando Bloom's Tamagotchi Taking a Shit on the Met Gala Red Carpet

Here’s what the fashion people don’t want you to see!!

Last night, at the Met Gala, a select few people broke with the theme of Nude Goth Bird Wearing Combat Boots and chose to dress for a theme of their own choosing: Manus X Machina, or “Technology.”

Orlando Bloom, wearing a Tamagotchi on his pocket, did this best. (Katy Perry also wore a Tamagotchi, but it was impossible to tell.) Here is a full-length shot of Bloom with his tasteful accessory:

He looks great. Let’s get a closer look at the Tamagotchi.

Uh...

It’s pooping. See you next year.

Images via Getty