As the world waits for Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to announce her running mate, Jezebel has been thinking, hard. And we have a great idea.
What if Clinton passes over Sen. Tim Kaine, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Sen. Corey Booker—all human politicians with human flaws—and opts for something a little more... rebarkable?
What if Clinton added a dog to her ticket? Picture this:
- Hillary Clinton/Corey Barker
- Hillary Clinton/Tim Kanine
- Hillary Clinton/Julian Catstro (in this case, that would be a cat)
- Hillary Clinton/Elizabark Rawren (a dog and a lion)
Think about it. Can a man do this?
Yes, but it’s not as funny.