Selfie Loathing: Dita Von Teese Sure Has Got Some Stones

Welcome back: If you're looking for celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment, this be it. TGIF.

Crab feast in Baltimore! #CaptainJames

Tyra is SERVING #SmizeHeat to Derek Hough & I! #WWHL

Chris said I looked "really comfortable" this morning. So now I'm going to burn all my clothes

Feelin' blue...

I'm wcw'ing on myself for wearing lizards on my face to try and make my kid laugh. #lizardsaremynewmascaraobviously

Stuck between 2 magicians! #shamlessshamans. #livingforlove

Taylor-Burton emerald brooch!

Maxicab Confessions

Hanging out in a cat cafe. I love japan.

LENNY KRAVITZ by @rizzolibooks. September 23.

Bedroom rehearsal. 12:03am.

This is my bliss.

This would fit right on the tip of my longboard. Sexy right?! I need

Bone thugs-n-harmony @ da Mütter Museum

Yes, Mum ... it is for a film I'm working on called PAN. I'm playing Blackbeard. Yes, it'll grow back. (Ummm, I hope!)

#lovinlife

I and Sidington Smithering-Smythe.

Only got syrup in my hair once — my most successful IHOP visit ever.

Daily grind, rolling calls, finding friends for "52" #lonelywhale

Vintage shopping #thewaywewore. (Suggestions on what to wear this to?)

Proud new dad... What amazing creatures they are. Wow. His name is Eagle. Thank you @iamnikkireed for snapping this special moment, with our big baby boy.

summertime sickness made infinitely more bearable by matching pillow & quilt by @toujourstoi_familyaffairs #aestheticsasmedicine

Luck of the Irish

Altitude Sickness is no Joke! #hitThatHospitalShit #artRaveDenver many true ravers crowd tonight

#TheLookOfLoveIsInHisEyes!

Guess who? And guess where. #secretselfie #nohedidnt #avocados #holyguacamole

Meow. It's #worldcatday. We would have said something sooner, but we were napping pretty hard.

#iheartmail I love stamps ! I love writing to someone! I love receiving a letter! I love the old fashioned world of ink! Snail mail never go away!

Finally, I am so proud to announce my first book, a photojournal! now available for Pre-order- life.love.beauty by Keegan Allen ISBN-13: 9781250065704 Amazon / barnes and noble / booksamillion / indiebound / apple store iBooks When you order it post a picture and hashtag #lifelovebeauty So I can thank you! Love you all so much. More to come soon!

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The Kathie Lee effect! Every morn this week she's given me her wine "Gifft" #I'vebeendrinking ugggg

Sunset with @missbananahammock /@ashleesimpsonofficial #SISTERS #NOFILTER

I am a Ninja harsh language viewer discretion is advised

#Arrow been shooting.

Lunch in Laguna!

Never a dull moment wit this crazy kid@johnscotbarrowman #Arrow

Honey Honey,

Thank you San Fran! Your city is beautiful. It was the perfect place to complete the best tour of my life! Thank you to all the fans that supported our show. God bless