Queer Eye Merch Is Coming, Can You Believe?

Preppy floral button-ups, uncomfortable white modern furniture, and sugar masks are coming your way, because Queer Eye just inked an deal to release merchandise.

Variety reports that IMG has signed a multi-year licensing partnership with Queer Eye, which will see the creation of products and experiences focused around fashion, home design, beauty and grooming, food and wine, and literally everything these men specialize in and I still know nothing about.

I’m seeing shirts that read “Can you believe?, avocado slicers, those checkered shirts that every mildly stylish straight man wears, actual shampoo and conditioner and not the 2-in-1 thing, Jesus Christ. The possibilities for Queer Eye merch are endless! Personally, we at Jezebel are holding out for Ken dolls.