A funny thing Page Six and TMZ often do is tease video or audio content they [presumably] have in their possession by describing it in extreme detail without actually admitting they’ve seen/possess it—everything’s done through the murmurings of anonymous sources. But when a story like that is published, you can usually expect to see/hear the footage (as opposed to mere descriptions of it) in, oh, 24-72 hours.
So, after seeing a Thursday item about footage of Amber Heard making out with a “mystery man” in Australia, frequent readers must have known to expect the video’s release once it was, I don’t know, cleared with the Post’s legal team. On Friday—like clockwork—it was finally uploaded.
Now, the video itself is nothing to write home about. (It truly is just Amber Heard making out with some unidentifiable dude.) But! The story behind how the video was captured is a real treat. Writes Page Six:
A source explains to Page Six that there was a real estate open house at a Queensland suburb, and potential buyers got more of an eyeful when they looked next door...Heard is filming Aquaman, on the Gold Coast with Jason Momoa, in which she stars as Mera, the Queen of Atlantis, and it is believed the movie company rented the house for her to stay in during the shoot.
Picture it: a suburb of Queensland in 2017. A happy Australian couple attends an open house in search of their first home together. While exploring the second floor and looking out the window of the room that could one day become their master suite, they notice a blonde woman they recognize but whose name they can’t remember making out with a man they’ve never seen. “Wait a minute,” asks one of the potential buyers. “Is that the woman who smuggled dogs in from America?”
[Page Six]
This is very rude of TMZ:
“I didn’t even know any cowboys growing up. When my friends heard that I was marrying a cattle rancher and moving to the country, they literally could not believe it. They started calling me the Pioneer Woman as a joke.”
Ree Drummond, on love
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“I don’t know about you but I love anything and everything small batch and hand crafted. There’s just something so great about stumbling upon an exquisitely crafted artisanal find, snatching it up and then marveling in it’s specialness each time a friend or family member asks where you got it.”
Katherine Heigl, on craftsmanship
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“Being single kinda sucks.”
Nick Viall, on his livelihood
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[Celebitchy / Those Heavenly Days / Us Weekly]
- This never would have happened if Heidi were still in the picture. [Page Six]
- Prince Harry will not be footing Meghan Markle’s security bill. [Celebitchy]
- Kim Kardashian will not be eating her surrogate’s placenta. [Page Six]
- Mischa Barton’s revenge porn lawsuit has been delayed again. [The Cut]
- Bella Thorne is...doing something. [TMZ]
- Klassic Kaley!!!! [E! News]