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Kylie Jenner's Daughter Is Named 'Stormi'

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Hannah Gold
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Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott have named the blessed child “Stormi.” Get used to saying it.

Everyone on Twitter is making this same joke:

This joke is also kind of a working theory as to why Stormi is named Stormi. Some more of those theories (courtesy of Refinery 29) are: she was conceived during a storm, Scott is known for “storming the stage,” she “disturbed” Kylie’s atmosphere, and, my top choice, she was named after former American Idol contestant Stormi Henley.

[Refinery 29]

Kim Cattrall is my favorite and this is so very sad (in reference to the recent death of her brother).

[Us Weekly]

The photo of Gigi being almost entirely blocked by camera equipment is pretty funny, actually.

[Page Six]

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  • A very good conspiracy theory involving an Austin Powers-level dick joke. [Spin]
  • Another Hadid cousin! Only this one’s a Van Dan Herik. [Us Weekly]
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