Vice President Joe Biden and an intrepid second-grader have joined forces to reform gun control based on one simple platform: chocolate bullets.
A few months ago, a 7-year-old from a Milwaukee, Wisconsin wrote a letter to Biden suggesting that no one would get hurt if guns shot chocolate bullets. A valid point! Don't take it from us — ask Biden, who responded a few months later, writing:
Dear Myles,
I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter.. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are a good boy,
Joe Biden
Problem solved, world saved, let's all go home.
[AP]
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