Fuck, Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant With Travis Scott's Baby?!

Please take a seat: Kylie Jenner might be pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby.

This news—which could be an elaborate joke?—is courtesy of TMZ, claiming that multiple sources are reporting that the happy couple has started telling friends this month. Kylie reportedly started telling friends at something called the Day N Night Fest, while Travis has been running around telling his friends that they’re having a girl.

A story originally published in August in Life and Style speculated that Kylie may have been hiding a baby bump at her birthday celebration last month because she was wearing an oversized shirt. TMZ points to her most recent Snapchat as evidence.

Jenner has also been noticeably absent from the flurry of media celebrating the 10th anniversary of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a show that she has been on for half of her entire life. Here are her sisters and her delightful mother sitting down with freaking Megyn Kelly for Today—a sentence that makes me feel like I need to retire to a divan with a cold compress.

Whither Kylie? She’s not there. Why? Because she’s pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby and is doing her best to lie low until she makes a formal announcement. So there you have it—Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott must be having a baby. Together. A baby. Have a great weekend.