Don't Get Mad, Get Liveblogging: The First Wives Club Turns 20 Today

Twenty years ago today, Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton first dropped into theaters on their malfunctioning window washer cart in order to seek revenge on their two-timing ex-husbands, the patriarchy, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

In celebration of the film’s many gifts to popular culture (not to mention my own life), I will be liveblogging it starting...now. I’ve watched it dozens of times in the past 20 year, so what’s one more?