Yeah, that was kind of the crux of the entire piece. Good reading comprehension skills, bub! Read more

Getting fucked in the butt used to be illegal. I wouldn't think it was a "fail" for gay people to do that just because the law said they couldn't. But aside from that, the Broadus family hold medical marijuana cards, so it's actually not illegal for them to smoke weed. Read more

I would LOVE it if Amanda or Lindsay would be guests on Pot Psych! Read more

Molly is MDMA. And that Jem clip is awesome! Read more

I actually would never make an argument that the Amish are a cult because Amish people encourage their children to go out and experience the secular world and all of its temptations during "Rumspringa." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumspringa Read more

This is elimination communication fashion, BTW.

I actually would have no problem with you doing that. Read more

Also, I'm assuming that Mariah was given pain meds because of her C-section—probably Percocet, which I was given after mine. I was told by the nurses who gave it to me that it was OK to take it while breastfeeding. Read more

You should check out this site because Matt is THE source of Honey Boo Boo gifs.

That is perfect. Read more

BTW, you guys.

This was my attempt at "natural look" makeup. I don't have the restraint it takes to only wear a little bit. Read more

Interestingly, her original manuscript included a chapter about birth control and abortion, but the publisher edited it out. Read more

You're really out of line and off-base to compare bottle feeding to not vaccinating and taking thalidomide. That's just insanity. Seriously. YOU are actually one of "the evil Big Breast Milk" people hounding her by making such inflammatory and false statements about formula. YOU are part of this oppressive, pedantic… Read more

And the 15 year old! She weighed herself on TV. As sad as it sounds, you have to be SO self-assured to do something like that. I just remember how I felt about myself at that age. Read more

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I don't think the trend is co-opted from black culture. If anything, this has been brought over from Japan, which is considered the mecca of nail art. Read more

Judge Judy would agree. But sometimes it's difficult to be so cut and dry when you love someone. Read more

That is literally one of my favorite moments in pop culture ever. Read more

Actually, Jermaine retweeted Frazier's tweet about Paris, so I kind of took that as a co-sign. Read more