Gee who knew turning into Captain Wokism, having temper tantrums at reporters, not actually having any platform to speak of, and having the charisma of a piece of burnt toast would somehow be detrimental to a Presidential Campaign? Read more

So it’ll just be Ron and Nikki.

Rednecks across the country can kill someone and claim self-defense because the victim looked at them funny or didn’t back down when the killer tried to perform a citizen’s arrest for jaywalking, but abuse victims like her have to take full responsibility for what they do to escape years of abuse. Read more

This is a terrible take. I live in a ban state, and am confident I could obtain an abortion if I need one (friends/family in safe states + knowledge of where to get pills online and how to take them) - however - the protections of Roe didn’t stop people who needed abortions, even in access states from not being able… Read more

No, it is pro-abortion. Read more

I know it is unkind to gloat, but I’m an Ohioan and GODDAMN does this feel good tonight. Republicans in Ohio have had their boots on the necks of us women for far to long, and it has been excruciating listening to their whinging for the past few months about how “extreme” and “radical” it is to ensure that women can… Read more

Hehe...nice

In a year not a single person will care about the last few months of her time in the Senate Read more

I say we do this at the next “debate”

In fairness, they’ve had some intimate moments staring deep into each others eyes, as into limp id cesspools of puffed up bullshitery.

First they came for people hiding gold bars and I did not speak up because I was not a caricature of a corrupt politician...
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This Boebert suplex from the top rope was particularly skillful

“Ma’am this is a Beetlejuice musical”

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Shocking exposes.....Democrat women’s hemlines rise to whorish levels! Our 11 part documentary next on Fox News. Got to love their ability to play both sides of the fence without an ounce of hypocrisy. Read more

ENEMYSHIP ENDED WITH CROOKED HILLARY. NOW CROOKED JOE IS MY BEST ENEMY. Read more

In my very limited experience with expensive(but not that expensive) wine it is actually very easy to tell it’s the good stuff because whoever gave it to you will not stop talking about how much it cost. Read more

a.k.a. a probation officer is getting the worst assignment of their life Read more

“You can’t talk to someone who’s a convicted felon.” Read more

The Supreme Court did something good for a change, Trump indictments are stacking up like flapjacks, and Pat Robertson is dead. This seems like way too much good news for a single day. I’ll be hiding under my desk waiting for the other shoe to drop if anybody needs me.  Read more

When these creatures glassily stare at each other, do they lie and say their ill fitting skin suits look good? Do they spew these lies while casually eating those babies they keep getting handed?