I’d like to register a complaint about the blue suit with black dress choice. Black and blue is for bruises only. Outside of that these are absolutely lovely! Read more

I was just telling my husband, now that the CDC can’t say fetus anymore they should all just start saying parasite. I’m lucky he gets me and isn’t horrified when I say things like this! Read more

One of my weirdest notarial experiences to date was notarizing an embryo destruction form. I know it happens all the time but when you’re used to run of the mill business docs that one throws you for a loop. Read more

I just choked on my drink at “science babies.” Whenever anyone asks me what being pregnant feels like I say it feels like a damn science experiment (I am not a huge fan of pregnancy, babies are great though.)  Read more

Yeah, my brother in law made the “PP is the biggest killer of black babies” comment at Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, the things I’ve heard him say about POC are horrifying, but sure I should definitely believe he’s worried about those unborn black babies. Read more

That horse was freaked the fuck out and Moore is a TERRIBLE rider, it was embarrassing to watch and I was worried for that horse. Read more

The idea that he thinks God will swoop in and literally anoint him a Senator is fucked up and, in my view as a terribly-lapsed- Christian/agnostic/probably really an atheist, so incredibly unchristian it’s almost mind-boggling. Read more

Is that couch the best typo ever? Read more

Admittedly I just hate cleaning them so I buy plastic ones in bulk on a roll. Plus I have a lot of varying tip sizes so it just got to be a pain. I’m bad for the environment. Read more

All the RIGHT things! I already have them all but you can never have enough sheet pans! I think they try and buy cute and new type things, which I understand, but I do not need ANY single use gadgets in my life and certainly not ones that are harder to use than their tried and true old time counterparts. Read more

I almost, ALMOST, feel bad for Martha Coakley for how much her failure is being compared to Moore’s but she was a really, really bad candidate (to be clear, I voted for her but ugh.) Read more

As a Christian, the devil always throws things up at you that you’ve done in the past. Read more

I was a little disheartened that the grandma was the only one who seemed to really have a grasp on the entire situation. Read more

Ok, All-Clad is what I was thinking, the D5 brushed are pretty but of course I love the copper. Thank you! Read more

They are terrible, TERRIBLE, tools. A disposable, or even fabric, piping bag is cheaper, better and easily a thousand times easier to use. I bake a lot and family like to give me cake/cookie decorating gadgets, I hate them all. Read more

Can you recommend a set of pots and pans? Under $1000, ideally more than 6 or 7 piece, not non-stick/Calphalon. Read more

The grandparents are the worst offenders, by far. My almost-two year old will take a broom and a dustpan over ANY offered toy, I’m praying that sticks for the future!   Read more

This year in gif form:

Exactly. I get pink eye if I’m in a one mile radius of someone with it so I’m nuts about avoiding it. I had toddler siblings as a teen and have had it way too many times. Blech!!! Read more

I spend a lot of time in Sephora (my office building is attached to a mall) and you would be HORRIFIED by how many people I’ve seen putting samples directly on to their face. I saw someone sampling a mascara once and almost fainted. People are dumb and gross, beyond any reasonable expectations. Read more