Wait. What is a practicing virgin? A non-virgin who is now abstaining? Is he saying he wants a gay, Republican, happily Mormon boyfriend? I’m SO CONFUSED. Read more
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I can also point you towards some lovely placenta art my cousin has made. Meanwhile, I was giddy when they asked if I would “donate” my placenta for research b/c what the fuck was I going to do with it? Read more
I had tried and hated his stand up and then my husband downloaded his book on Audible and holy shit, had to stop it less than 5 minutes in. I say this as someone who LOVES AD and his sketch work. Read more
I’ve known one person with a placenta in their freezer and zero with a picture of Gisele in it so based on my personal, anecdotal evidence, the pic is more bizarre. She was saving it for planting under a new tree when the ground thawed after winter. Read more
This is exactly where I fell on this one. I love his sketch and acting work, his stand up is NOT OK, and this didn’t surprise me in the least. I don’t know who Charlyne Yi is but I would believe this story about him from pretty much anyone. Read more
I am speaking only for myself here but I would want to hear it. I had a very “strong personality” when I was younger and was very full of myself and I often wonder if I hurt people with my behavior in ways similar to what you’re describing. I also tended to couch everything in humor, mostly to cover for my own… Read more
Just putting this out there.
FOOT COMFORT AND HEALTH NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE! Sorry, I’m a Birkenstock evangelist. Read more
FOOT COMFORT AND HEALTH NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE! Sorry, I’m a Birkenstock evangelist.
I STILL do this, somehow my husband hasn’t left me yet. Read more
Fortunately mine seem to come and go, though I also think it depends on whether or not my toddler is waking up in the middle of the night. He’s been sleeping through recently so I’m getting better sleep with more insane dreams! Congrats, cheers to a speedy, easy delivery! Read more
Exactly. Since when is the punishment for murder a fine or five years? Which is it assholes? Read more
One fucked up pregnancy symptom no one mentions, that I’m currently experiencing (planned, second kid, been there done that,) is the most vivid, fucked up dreams. I had a dream last night that my husband shot me clean through the ankle with a tiny pink handgun that he found in the trunk of our brand new car. The dream… Read more
I don’t know who Jordy is but I am worried about her boobs. Read more
Yeah, he also said he was going to visit St. John & St. Thomas after Irma, somehow he only made it to Florida... Read more
Don’t be sad. I’ve become sensitive to caffeine over the years but I was addicted to coffee long before that happened. I drink decaf now (yes, I know it still has some caffeine in it) because I love the taste so much. When I am mistakenly given caffeinated coffee I feel like I need to crawl out of my skin. It’s sort… Read more
I would bet it’s a live one :( Read more
For some reason it didn’t register to me that this would be a live chimp, I was just thinking it was a cake or some sort of decoration/prop. Now I’m sad. Read more
I think I put this on every post about her but do yourselves a favor and follow her on Instagram if you don’t already, she’s just the best. Read more
First thought when I saw the headline and pic, “Well that white couch isn’t helping.” Read more