I was 5 when that happened but somehow remember the news vividly. I was also surprise during by how far I had to scroll to find that answer! Read more

I had a hot oral surgeon do my wisdom teeth removal and I was so, so afraid I was going to say something stupid when I was coming out of anesthesia. My mother claims I didn’t but I don’t trust her. Read more

You DEFINITELY have to let it melt, that’s the only appropriate way to eat it. Read more

They are artificially prolonging this child’s life because they are incapable of believing the medical expertise of numerous professionals and even the doctor who performs the treatment in the US. At some point grieving parents are not the best judge of what is best for their child, it’s AWFUL but it’s how our brains… Read more

This is so confusing to me. The cake and the crust are, without question, the best parts of cake and pie. You guys are so weird. Read more

I’m so pissed, I went to grab that video and IT IS GONE. Read more

My mother, who is turning 60 this year, has never eaten pie. She will not eat ANY cooked fruit or fruit-flavored things and has refused since as long as anyone can remember. I should also point out that my maternal grandmother makes the most amazing apple pie on the planet. Damn shame. Read more

Oh. My. God. I had forgotten about SotU, what a fucking embarrassing disaster that is going to be. I’m going to go cry in the corner now. Read more

This is quite possibly the best mash-up of bad gossip and parent jokes that has ever existed. Read more

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The “Zestimate” generally means nothing (according to realtors I’ve spoken with) but it’s certainly the quickest way to find listings, particularly if you’re in a super hot market and need instant notification of new properties. Or if you’re driving through a random town and want to fantasize about moving there, you… Read more

It could be them sitting and watching paint dry and I would watch every episode, multiple times! Read more

The trailer was posted in my “Mom Book Club” (aka drink wine and whine club) within minutes of release this afternoon. There’s a lot of wine mom memes and things of the sort posted there and I just don’t get it. I only have one kid and yeah, it’s all a lot of work to manage and work, but the whole thing is generally… Read more

It has, at least, made me think there’s an option to watch them. Read more

I’ve never seen any of these movies but the “How Did This Get Made” podcast recaps of them are GOLD. I’m not quite sure I could sit through one of the films but I anxiously await those new podcasts when the movies come out. Read more

You should definitely check this out then. My favorite great white, Mary Lee, has been in the area recently! Read more

I read the VF piece this morning, not sure if it’s just his style but it was really oddly written. Loved the pictures though. Read more

That was the part that surprised me, the shit-talking seems petty and dumb. And that is hilarious! I’d never seen that! Read more

There’s a story that TJ Miller made some shitty joke about Michael Bay and The Make-A-Wish Foundation and that Bay was furious about it, so I think he actually really does hate him. Read more

That’s exactly the problem with Holmes, EVERYTHING comes back to him and some personal anecdote. I get it, he uses it to make people feel comfortable or something, but man is he obsessed with himself (which is probably a prerequisite for being a stand-up?) Read more