YUP. Some of them are so good and some are just so, so bad. You just want to reach through your speakers and slap him. Read more

I waffle on TJ Miller, he can absolutely seem insufferable but he is a funny guy. I’ve listened to a few of his interviews on Pete Holmes’ (also insufferable but sometimes funny) podcast and he comes off as annoying but intelligent and it’s very confusing for me. I want to like him but I think he’s trying to make me… Read more

Um, it’s my anniversary and I sort of forgot so I went to get my husband some fancy bourbon candies to make up for my horribleness. Read more

Just give me the damn loaf of brown bread and take my money. I love a good local restaurant or fancy meal but sometimes Cheesecake is perfect, like when your picky Midwestern family or college freshman sibling are visiting. Read more

We order from Cheesecake a lot at work and I always joke that every single piece of food is dunked in invisible lard, it’s the only way some of those calorie counts make sense. The cup that they put the salad dressing in for the to go salad is a 4 oz. cup, no one needs that much salad dressing! Read more

My husband says he can tell how well I’m doing anxiety-wise based on whether or not I’ve been checking menus in advance for places we go out to eat. I used to have panic attacks in restaurants because the stress of ordering freaked me right out so I guess it’s an accurate gauge! Read more

Sitting here eating a little box of Sugarfina Paloma Por Favor grapefruit slices “infused with Casamigos Reposado” and feeling dumb for giving the Cloons my money. These are fucking delicious though. Read more

True. My kid thinks it’s hilarious so I’ll deal. Read more

True. My kid thinks it’s hilarious so I’ll deal.

They’re SO SOFT. I thought they would be sort of weird but I’m a Birkenstock addict so I ordered anyway, very pleasantly surprised. Read more

They’re SO SOFT. I thought they would be sort of weird but I’m a Birkenstock addict so I ordered anyway, very…

Somewhat unrelated, but similarly contested, Birkenstock is making an EVA sandal now, similar to Croc material. They are inexpensive, super comfy and great for working outside, gardening, and dealing with your kid who thinks dumping water on you is the height of hilarity. Read more

Somewhat unrelated, but similarly contested, Birkenstock is making an EVA sandal now, similar to Croc material. They…

How old? I’m terrified of this. Mine is only 16 months old so I haven’t hit the getting out of bed and whining for water/hugs/potty/anything to be annoying phase yet. Read more

Man, I already cosigned your other post but this right here is the truth. My kid is up at 5:15-5:30, if I wanted to fit in a workout I’d need to be up BEFORE 5 AM. That’s illegal. Read more

As a woman, cosigned. Read more

Hahaha, we’re in Boston so we’re good but I’m making a note of that for future reference. Read more

She just started it a few months ago, we all go around and try and rate nachos and post our findings on Facebook. It’s genius, I’ll see how she feels about franchising. Read more

My sister runs the local nacho club, you guys would be good friends. Read more

I try not to be a snob but we recently started getting our milk delivered from a local farm and it has been life altering. My kid hoovers milk so it was easier to just have it show up but the quality improvement has been the best part. Read more

I am seeing this more and more recently, it’s making me crazy! Read more

They have clearly let Jesus take the wheel. I never knew there was a look for that but these two have it for sure. Read more

They are also LOUD. We were on vacation renting a condo and a house down the way had a couple. Woke us up every morning at the crack of dawn. Read more