stacyinbean
stacyinbean
stacyinbean

Eh. My ex-boyfriend’s name was Michael and some of the rhymes and taunts he got were pretty awful for the most basic first name ever. Kids are just dicks. Read more

Two little boys behind me in line to check in at the doctor’s office this morning: Declan and Lachlan. Read more

It took me 5 tries to get through Bleak House and eventually I just gave up and listened to the audio book. Read more

I always wanted that Mickey phone. I had this one instead.

The first thing I plan to do on maternity leave (outside of getting this guy to evacuate my uterus) is dye my hair a color I’m “not allowed” to have it in the professional world. I’m thinking emerald green. Read more

That pic was posted on dListed over the weekend and I spent a good ten minutes trying to figure out who it was, even though the article clearly stated it was Alyssa Milano. I still don’t see her anywhere in that photo. Read more

Didn’t he have a relatively prestigious position with one of those awful Christian lobbyist groups up until all of this happened? I can’t imagine his income is $0. Read more

Yeah, that quote about God’s love was like a punch in the gut to me. Intense and continued suffering is not how love works, from anyone. Read more

I’m sure she’d get a considerable amount of child support and possibly alimony (not sure what the rules are wherever they live.) Read more

Yes! This is how my mom dressed my little brother. I thought it was hilarious at the time but looking back he looks so delightfully proper! Read more

She’s a dead ringer for Princess Anne to me! Read more

Also, SLEEP IS NOT CUMULATIVE! It makes me crazy! Read more

I have just moved into the “more than a tablespoon of food makes me want to die” phase. I don't know how people do this more than one or two times. Read more

31 weeks here, had a miscarriage at 9 weeks a year ago, I would have gladly donated as well. Once again all they want to do is limit our ability to make choices for ourselves. Enjoy the next 8 weeks, if you can find a comfortable position to exist in feel free to let me know! Read more

These worked well for me, though I didn’t really use them a lot since I bought them for a specific project. Read more

These worked well for me, though I didn’t really use them a lot since I bought them for a specific project.

I’ve gotten into it on some pregnancy board with women who say things like “I don’t need more than 12 weeks of maternity leave” and “why should my employer accommodate my breastfeeding?” They refuse to believe they deserve any better and it’s mind-boggling to me. Read more

The second bullet point also contains a quote, I assume they wanted to use that specific language since it’s quite powerful. Read more

You should be thankful you’re allowed to have a job where you can be harassed! Did your eyes fall out of your head from rolling so hard at her? Read more