IF it works for you, my hair can’t handle the pH change and starts breaking within a few days of usage! Meanwhile my hair loves this stupid Wen crap but my skin doesn't tolerate it well. Read more

My almost 8 year old niece thinks my baby is coming in the mail. I don’t even know how to respond and my sister in law thinks it’s adorable and hilarious. Ugh. Read more

It was miles better than Casual which was nominated. But I’m an admitted Sharon Horgan obsessive so I might be biased. Read more

Oh I hope Kiki Dunst wins for Fargo, she’s been so fantastic! Read more

I was cleaning some bins out last night and found my husband’s snow pants and he shuddered when I showed them to him. Last year it got so bad we had to stop snow blowing because the blower couldn’t get the new snow over the old snow! Read more

Look, if we pretend we don’t notice it won’t come so please just SHUT UP ABOUT IT. I can’t do last winter again. I CAN NOT DO THAT AGAIN. Read more

Thank you. Christ I feel old. Read more

And those cheek bones! She’s just stunning. Read more

I was completely mesmerized by her on Broadchurch, I didn’t realize she was “someone” and now I plan on binging on her movies this weekend. Read more

Not until one actually rapes Leonardo DiCaprio in a movie. Read more

I had infant siblings as a teen and am a highly practiced baby wrangler, my new-mom friends look at me like I’m crazy when I hold babies with one hand or arm, now I just do it for the faces. I can't wait to practice this move on my own! Read more

That’s how I am with baby hands, those little dimples when they make a fist are like a giant “smooch me now” sign that only I can see. It's a bit of a sickness. Read more

This. When I was doing all the fertility testing and starting procedures (I ended up pregnant on my own, just took awhile) I never once, not for one second, regretted the abortion I had ten years ago. Read more

I live in MA but also set mine to TX because y’all need it more than we do! Read more

Same but my fetus is eating my brain. #blessed Read more

“You know what the values tell you? Why are you 15 years old and letting some boy take advantage of you?”
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Antipasto for days.

Wait, is that a thing this person has said? Read more

PLUS she was mentioned on AbFab a million times! Read more