I think it’s texture? Shrimp and lobster feel spongy in my mouth, I like crab and oysters and squid, scallops are ok but I would never choose them and I definitely would never cook any of it myself. I can't figure out my fish issue, I genuinely don't like how salmon tastes but I love mahi mahi and snapper and plain… Read more

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I am terrified of fish, always have been. Won’t cook it, will barely eat it (unless I’m drunk, I love fish when I’m drunk.) When I was 12 I went to dinner with my mother and my aunt at a fancy seafood restaurant. My aunt ordered the dover sole and they fileted and deboned the whole fish at the table. I was crying… Read more

I’m not sure how many of you have been to Rhode Island but if you go there nothing that happened last night will surprise you anymore. That is one WEIRD little state. Read more

Whatever, I can turn everything on without finding my stupid remotes by just yelling at the thing. That is worth all of my pennies. Read more

No deli meat, meaning prepackaged or freshly cut from the deli counter. Read more

I wish, not until February! Read more

Totally true, I just want it cold! It's not the same when it's hot! Read more

Ugh. Listeria is such a pregnancy boogie man. I am dying for a salami sandwich but I know I’d be anxious for weeks after I ate it so I’ve convinced my husband there will be a second, refrigerated hospital bag that will contain salami sandwich fixings. His list is 1) cut the cord 2) make the salami sandwich. Read more

Oh hello alternate me. I'm also allergic to apples so that helps cut down the desire. I lost a crown eating a Starburst years ago and haven't touched one since. Read more

I called the storm from last year where I finally caved and booked a tropical vacation I couldn’t afford “Yolo” too. Fuck winter. Read more

I read Ferus as Fetus and laughed for a good minute. Read more

I always loved how Doug was sort of hot and an asshole. I should have learned something from that back then... I hated Frank, he was so cheesy, I remember one episode where he made these doll-like things of the couple and it was terrifying. Vern was solid, Genevieve could go either way and Hildi was terrifying. Read more

I love those SleepSuits, they’re like tiny StayPuft Marshmallow costumes! Read more

Excellent! I am relishing stories like yours instead wallowing in the colic stories! Read more

I’m going to kill the next person who tells me to “get your sleep in now!” First of all, dicks, sleep is not cumulative and second of all, you try sleeping like this! Read more

I don’t know, in a case like this where it’s likely there has been medical intervention it does start to feel like “we”. There is so much more involved than just sex and it can be super trying on your relationship. I get what you're saying, obviously, but I'm giving her a pass here. Read more

It’s so bizarre too because what is more natural than trying to, in some way, replace what you lost? Read more

I think that's one of the circumstances where the Catholic Church would actually allow it to be valid! Read more

There are actually circumstances when lay baptism is allowed, her circumstances were not those. She was just a tiny little jerk. Read more