Excuse me, open gusset is code word for piss hole, there is nothing better. Read more

Meanwhile, I’ve had the leash pictured above for 3 years. :) Read more

That’s what we did, so I’m probably biased, but our candy table was magnificent! Read more

Ooh, succulents is a great idea! Read more

Genius! I did this for my friend’s bachelorette party! Read more

Bath salts? Really? Candy is the only appropriate option. And good candy, not those shitty pastel almonds. Read more

I made these delicious soft pretzel rods but instead of a garlic butter I made a honey mustard butter. It was a labor of love and totally worth it. I also made a delicious beef stew in the crock pot. I love crock pot season. Read more

I don't understand this, or why people take shells and sand and any other things. Just leave it be. The only things you should leave the beach with are all the stuff you brought and any trash you created while there. Read more

We do this at our annual “employee recognition” awards thing and company Christmas party!

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Have you tried bleach on the porcelain? If it’s not in a spot where it will stay put on its own wet a paper towel with the bleach and leave it on for a few minutes and see if it helps. Baking soda might work too. I would do the same with the burn marks but I think that might be a lost cause. Read more

This is the first time I've ever heard of it! I'm pregnant with my first child, who is a boy, and we HAD decided not to circumcise but holy shit does this have me rethinking that! Read more

I have never seen any of her movies. Please don’t kill me. I did get a gorgeous kitchen, “Diane’s Kitchen In Something’s Gotta Give,” no pot filler though. Read more

I mean, I GUESS they could have been separated but, uh, yeah. Read more

I hate to be that person but the Morena Baccarin pregnancy story is SO JUICY. Also, she’s the most beautiful woman ever. EVER. Read more

I keep telling my husband there’s going to be a regular hospital bag and a cold hospital bag which will contain the fixings for my damn salami sandwich. I’ve eaten some cooked but it is NOT THE SAME. Read more

For any pregnant ladies or ladies who may become pregnant I quite enjoyed “Expecting Better” by Emily Oster. She’s an economist who actually read and researched a lot of the studies behind all these “pregnancy rules” and offers a more fact-based set of rules to live by during your pregnancy.
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19 weeks here, I will KILL SOMEONE if they try and touch me, I swear. I am dreading it. Read more

I am almost five months and all I want, in the whole wide world, is a fucking salami sandwich. I swear I would trade a limb for a salami and cheese sandwich on crusty bread. Read more

Nope. Nope. Nope. She's not doing it because she feels put upon or dislikes fame, there's no reason she has to smile to appease anyone else. If you've never watched the special she did when David came to play in the US you really should, she's absolutely hilarious, loves her kids to death and is a really hard worker.… Read more

That’s the sad part and what I hate most about movies set around here! I’m sure I’m somewhat biased but I pretty much have no accent at all. Read more