It was just funny because the answer was french toast and while I have heard of eggs and soldiers I was just picturing tiny soldier cookie stamps (which I’m pretty sure my mother has for Christmas cookies.) Read more

That wasn’t even the best thing she did, she answered one of the clues with “toast cut in to toy soldiers.”

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My husband couldn’t watch her, he started reading because it was driving him crazy. She was VIOLENTLY hitting that buzzer and then when she would answer she was flailing her hands and moving all over the place. Read more

It’s so strange to me how people ask about this, would you ask about the contents of my large intestine? If someone is pregnant and wants you to know, she will tell you, I promise. Read more

I hope they burn it like at Burning Man! Read more

This is great, I’ve been dealing with GAD and panic attacks since I was about 18 and have had it managed extremely well with meds and CBT for the last 15 years. When I decided to get pregnant I weaned off my meds and felt GREAT for the first few months, now at 18 weeks pregnant I feel like I’ve lost 15 years of coping… Read more

I call my husband Mary or Susan a lot, we have no idea why or where that came from. Read more

I call my husband bum, he calls me boobie and we both call the dog bubs. Now that I’m pregnant he calls me “boobie and baby.” Apparently we like b words? Read more

I doubt a surgical center would have appropriate neonatal equipment or really any set up for infant care. Otherwise that would be an ideal solution. Read more

I had this hot piece. Must be worth at least $595 right?

If you’d prefer not to feel that way she said some pretty dumb shit about antidepressants in the same interview (or another one from this weekend.) Completely ruined any positive feelings I had from these statements. Read more

My mom still laughs at how pissed I was when I went to kindergarten and realized not everyone could read and write already. Apparently I hated “sitting there and wasting my time”. I guess I’ve always been an impatient asshole. Read more

I’m not Catholic but went to Catholic high school. On the last day of senior year I decided it would be a good idea to bring a bottle of Kahlua I had snagged from my parents to school. Me and my two BFFs bought some chocolate milk in the cafeteria and chugged more than half the bottle before our final mass. My friend… Read more

Years ago my then-boyfriend and I waited until the last possible second to get Halloween costumes for a party and went to a rental place, literally all they had left was a Pope costume and this skin tight, pink sequined tube dress with black faux fur trim. We were the Pope and his prostitute. Read more

I used to “help” my grandmother pour those and she would get so mad because I would drink one for every few she poured. Everything tastes better from thimble sized plastic cups! Read more

I had one too, my periods were worse than normal but not that bad, it was the first time I ever got cramps though. HOWEVER, the fucking thing got lodged in my uterus and had to be forcibly removed, I was really close to having to have surgery and basically told him to give it one last yank. (ouch.) I’ll probably get… Read more

PENES. It sounds so cute! Read more

Notice I said I believe, I as in me, my own personal opinion, that I am allowed to have. Read more

Bookmarking for post-pregnancy, I hadn’t heard of these! Read more

I’m pregnant right now, and very happily so, but I miss my period. I don’t think it is that weird! I’ve always found it cathartic, except maybe not that time in 6th grade when I was wearing white jeans in class. Read more