stacyinbean
stacyinbean
stacyinbean

This is a weird way to get your point across. I fucking HATE hormonal birth control, can’t touch that shit with a ten foot pole if I don’t want to be a depressed bag of crying excrement for months at a time but Christ, that isn’t everyone’s experience. I do believe we are much too quick to prescribe HBC in general and Read more

So I’m one of those weirdos who sort of enjoys her period. I’m pregnant and I was just saying to someone the other day that I kind of miss my period. It has always felt like a bit of a cleansing for me for some reason and when I was trying to get pregnant it was a signal to stop stressing and move on to the next Read more

Right? I felt sort of weird commenting on it but she's looked GREAT lately. Read more

Mackinac Island and Traverse City are the best! I lived in MI until I was 10 but go back all the time because 95% of family still lives there. It’s a really beautiful state once you get away from the strip malls. My family tries to get me to move back all the time, I could buy a damn palace there for the price of a 2 Read more

Ha, same. I grew up in Michigan and as a child I honestly just thought they were oceans. If you can’t see the other side that makes it an ocean. Read more

While this comment is absolutely hilarious, Lake Michigan is fucking ENORMOUS man! Read more

Yikes! I'm surprised, I've tried a bunch and the directions are very specific on how to use them, particularly for first timers. Read more

There was a great article a few years ago about how one of the most important things you can buy your teenage daughter is a vibrator. I would have died if my mom gave me one but I totally would have used it. Read more

My mom took one right on the bridge of her nose last summer when she was gardening, she looked like she’d been punched in the face ten times for at least a week. Read more

I feel like that's the actual story here, right? This Amazon bit is a side show. Read more

Those are very low grade chemical peels, nothing like you’d get in a dermatologist’s office. I’ve used many different ones over the years, they do wonders for your skin. They aren’t the ones that leave you looking like a burn victim, just a little dry skin for a few days (and I say this as someone with super sensitive Read more

I don’t have any advice except to walk away but, uh, the countries where you’d be jailed for walking around with a Bible are countries that are super-religious, which is apparently what she wants the U.S. to be. No one’s going to arrest your with a Bible in a secular country! Read more

As a currently pregnant lady I HATE that phrase so much. Even my husband is like no, no, I'm just over here waiting! Read more

I actually think, outside of people from Southie, people from other parts of the state have the strongest accents. My stepdad grew up in Scituate and I have no clue what he’s saying if he gets excited or drunk! I wouldn't judge the accent based on actors doing it at all, they are the worst, but generally I don't think Read more

Honestly, there are few women I work with that even I can’t understand. I ask my step dad to repeat shit all the time, half because it makes me laugh and half because I don’t know what he’s saying. I moved here when I was 10 and my mom has never lost her Midwest accent so I lucked out, you would only know I was from Read more

That would have driven me INSANE. Like, clinical, needs to be committed insane. I guess I would have just chalked it up to mechanical issue but it’s giving me chest pain just thinking about it. Read more

Yeah, I have a friend who saw A DIFFERENT BABY on her video monitor and lost her shit. Turns out someone nearby had the same monitor and was on the same “channel”. No bueno. Read more

I’m a 33 year old woman and I WANT THAT DOLLY! Read more