Dear Ana Gasteyer - If you're not a daily desk jockey you can sit down and STFU. I love you but sitting on your ass for 8-10 hours a day is BAD for your body. Read more

Guys. We need to start a health insurance company for these loonies and take all their money and then laugh at them. We’ll secretly donate it all to Planned Parenthood and Wendy Davis. Read more

Someone who doesn’t have to do anything any of the other days, aka Mimi. :( Read more

Nope. Read more

“...you can probably still find their old couples blog, the one where they share fun recipes and talk about how much they love each other.” Read more

It’s a weird (hilarious) cutoff situation from the prior tweet. Read more

Nothing she did or said was unlawful, unlike the cop. Combative means ready to fight, I’m combative as long as I’m not asleep, what’s your point? Read more

It’s sickening. I assumed it HAD to be his union rep, but no it's the damn DA. Read more

Fuck that DA. I heard him on NPR this morning - “Sandra Bland was very combatant. It was not a model traffic stop, and it was not a model person that was stopped on a traffic stop.” More like not a model cop you piece of shit. Read more

Vanilla or chocolate? I like the vanilla ones best. Read more

Can we rename this “big sad world...” because this made me sad :( Read more

I at least GET that one, I was on my ass for 2 days after my last tetanus booster. My arm swelled to twice its normal size and was hotter than the surface of the sun to touch. I’m admittedly terrified of getting one again but it’s preferable to TETANUS. These people are maniacs. Read more

This one pisses me off more than the others, there are still people walking around with the scars of polio. My old boss had to wear a lifted shoe and was in constant pain. That these fuckers would rather their child deal with that than be autistic (that’s their argument, right?) is sick. Read more

If I had as much money as Kim K. I would really try and make sure I had a bra that fit. What the hell is happening there?! Read more

I know I'll sound like a broken record after everyone else but you are one of my favorites too, I hope everything goes as well as it can for you tomorrow. Read more

It's called Five Fifty-Five. SO good. Read more

My favorite restaurant in the whole world is there, I will gladly pay them whatever they want. I’ll even pay some Maine resident taxes while I’m there if that helps. Read more

See I would memorize the map above and do practice runs with the jacket. Read more

Yes! We’ve actually started doing that for shots. Some of His issues stem from “protecting” us so it makes sense in our situation. When he stays with our parents when we go somewhere he’s a perfect angel with guests, though still not into other dogs in “his” space. Read more

We always do the last or first appointment and honestly our vet is pretty great with him, he actually likes her but doesn’t like the techs! He’s our little wack job. Read more