I WANT TO PUT THE RIGHT THINGS IN ALL THE RIGHT POCKETS. Read more

When the first xBox came out I bought it for my boyfriend at the time and we started playing Halo together. I can not tell you how many times that game got thrown in the trash because I had kicked his ass at it and he was pissed. He’d rip it out of the xBox, slam it into the box and throw it in the garbage. I’d go… Read more

I think it’s fine to show them stuff like this! I also think it’s a good idea to give teenage girls vibrators though, and I’m sure that would scare the shit out of a lot of people! Read more

I laughed out loud when I got to that one. Read more

No it was hilarious. My husband is still making fun of me. Read more

We do once he’s in the room, not in the lobby b/c he has weird food aggression issues. Ugh. It sort of helps but honestly he usually has to be muzzled in there, it breaks my heart but it’s just for the shots and it’s about 3 minutes max. Read more

I basically had the same thing last week, but I’m like 9 weeks pregnant (SHHHH! I’m not supposed to tell anyone yet.) and I went to the hospital because I thought I (and fetus) were dying. Nope, just needed to shit! Read more

They are SUCH DICKS. It’s incomprehensible to me. Read more

This line almost made my head explode. Read more

Do you have some milk of magnesia handy? Read more

Are you pregnant by any chance? Read more

We bribe friends and family to come over with promises of lots of food and booze and desserts! We also live a decent distance from most of our friends so it’s a hike for them to come our way. Read more

You are allowed to pump in-flight though, right? Though what if you are connecting? Christ. I wonder if cabin pressure effects pumping? Sorry, I’m a ball of questions! Read more

Our one major saving grace is that we started him in daycare when he was really young and he still goes a few times a week and does great there with the people and the dogs. Outside of there all bets are off but at least he has an outlet that he loves. We have a vet appointment next week and I’ve already cried about… Read more

Jesus, I could almost have written this. Our dog has major fear aggression issues. We’ve had 4 trainers, spent thousands of dollars, countless tears and fights and, you’re right, SO MUCH CHEESE. Read more

I saw this at 13 and, as a young suburban kid with really overprotective parents, my mind was totally blown. I used a condom in every sexual encounter because of that movie! Scared the shit out of me! Read more

Nope. Don't curr.

I’m sorry, why do you not have access to IVF? Donor sperm? Adoption? Surrogacy? Fostering? How are those not options for you and your partner? I have never ONCE met a gay couple who would prefer forced incubation on a woman over any of those options. Read more

Oh well, not your decision to make for everyone else! Fortunately we don’t live in your brain! Gay couples have PLENTY of options that don’t require women to be forced incubators. Read more

And what about the difficulty of being forced to carry a pregnancy you don’t want or that might physically harm you? You seem more than eager to put that on all sorts of women, all while letting children languish in the foster care system. Ignorance indeed! Read more