.......There is truly no way to defend someone who thinks airports existed in the American Revolution. Read more

Yes, cheering on the World Cup team is the exact same thing as supporting barbaric immigration policies, climate/LGBTQ protection rollbacks, etc. TY for pointing that out. Read more

It’s expensive, no one takes it, and it doesn’t cover anything. Love to be a freelancer. Read more

honestly it’s for the best Read more

You’re correct, I’m amending Read more

whoops, fixing, ty for catching! a pre-bread sandwich sounds so very sad. Read more

oh god thank you for catching, fixing! Read more

fixing the typo, ty for catching! Read more

I’ll have you know that at the time of my internship, I was already the author of an EXTREMELY famous Blogspot account (6 followers! Not one was my mom!) so, you know. It’s the same. Read more

You should read up on Atlantic City. Read more

Fixing, thanks for catching! Read more

exactly. Read more

ty for catching, i will fix! Read more

oh good point I will update! Read more

Look, I said I was a dumb idiot! Read more

$50 + $149,950 for emotional damages Read more

Gah, you’re right, I’m fixing. I should have just sold highlighter palettes. Read more

(I’m changing it, so the message isn’t lost. Thanks for catching.) Read more

This is a good point, although in New York the age of consent is 17, which makes the language legally tricky. Read more

In retrospect I probably should have gone to law school, but. Read more