In fact, I asked one of them, “Oh, would you two like to sit together?” and she said, “No, I like the aisle seat and he likes the window seat.”  Read more

“On the other hand, there are plenty of men thanking Marie Kondo for getting their spouses to finally get rid of all their useless belongings, because clutter is genderless, and American Apparel’s neon tanks absolutely never sparked joy.” Read more

A kindred spirit!  Read more

Farebeating is a problem! But sending a reporter to the subway to harass a bunch of teenagers is...not the way to solve it! Read more

Kacey is like the anti-Taylor Swift Read more

Cardi should wear this to her inauguration. Read more

**Looks up tickets to Dollywood** Read more

Please tell me Dolly will also sing, please Read more

JANELLE Read more

I understand objectively that Shawn Mendes is wearing a terrible outfit but also I want it? Read more

“America will never be a socialist country” lol wanna bet Read more

Wow, I did not expect to hear about war on socialism tonight Read more

fixed, ty for catching! Read more

The U.S.A. chant sounds so ominous in this room. Read more

Ad for wall Read more

Watching him give this speech is a bit like watching Warren Beatty try to announce an Oscar winner. Read more

He is doing a very poor job of reading off the teleprompter, IMO Read more

Did he just try to rhyme Read more

Amending to clarify! Read more

ahh you’re right, I forgot about Winston! I added! Read more