Garbo’s Gams Left Alone

Although I don’t wear it often, I am mad for forest green nail polish. I used illamasqua’s rampage until there was no more, I loved the color. It’s so meow somehow.

Barbie’s playhouse courtesy of IPSY. (Excuse the giant ass picture. Stupid Kinja)

Or “The Emperor’s New Clothes” Read more

Clown Massacre. I love it though.

Gilded Mildew?

Looooooooool “Iggy Azalea Freestyle.” <3

AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

I go to malls on a regular basis? Where are you that you can’t go to the one place on earth where you can visit both an “As Seen On TV” store and eat three kinds of ice cream from three different places? Read more

That Barnes and Noble CD sale may put me in debt, kd lang’s Ingénue, Joni Mitchell’s Court and Spark, Vivaldi, Mozart, RUSH... hell. Read more

WITH the heels, holding the rum. Read more

Can I still be a squad with Lupita if I just wear the same hat and sunglasses? Cuz my boobs would flop right out over the top of this thing, and out the top and bottom of her version. I Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you have to at least keep your boobs covered to be in her squad. I love her hat, though. Read more

I’m dying to see someone wearing the swimsuit and sunglasses together. It would be perfection. Read more

Upon second inspection of the french fry shoes, they look like they contain several secret compartments. And guaranteed, no one would ever look for anything inside or around those things. So they are good spy shoes. I mean, I know they seem too conspicuous to be spy shoes, but that would be the WHOLE POINT. Read more

I once attended a wedding where the SIL of the bride wore a white dress...and she made it be known (very loudly) that she was NOT a virgin. Read more

so, I know it's still early in the FWIFS series (will always laugh at that acronym), and there is a lot more to come, but I think that you should branch out and do more WIFS: Read more