notmariasherman
Maria Sherman
notmariasherman
URL: Senior Writer, Jezebel. IRL: Author of the very good book 'LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands from NKOTB to BTS,' out now.

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Why are men doing this to us? Is it because women started wearing t-shirts under spaghetti straps again? Or is it the scrunchies? If we stop wearing that ugly stuff will they stop wearing 70s facial hair?  Read more

Why do people think virgins don’t know anything about sex? I’m a 35 year old virgin, but I have ears. And there’s this thing called the internet. Also, our media is completely obsessed with fucking. The man’s 26, not 10, and wasn’t raised in a convent. Even if he was, a large enough amount of nuns came into it after Read more

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You guys... “Out of my Heart, Into Your Head”? “The Ghost of You and Me?” I fucking loved BBMak. Such a comforting vessel for my gentle teen angst.

Just here to say I absolutely ADORE Jessi Klein, her voice, her vibe, her writing, everything-- I think she is badly underrated. Her book of personal essays ‘You’ll Grow Out of It’ is incredible and easily one of the best in the genre that I have read. Will watch anything she’s been involved in. Read more

They literally only reunited so they could use that caption for Twitter.  Read more

I’m British. I’m in my late 30s. How come I don’t know these people? Berenstein Bears thingy?! Read more

wow they were my choice in alt boy bands in middle school. “a boy band” + “British” + “they’re pretty obscure, you probably haven’t heard of them” = the perfect Venn diagram of 13 year old me Read more

@BBMAKOFFICIAL is not a verified account. Therefore, I do not believe this news. Read more

I believe Nicki Minaj put it best when she said

I had never touched foot in a J. Crew until I was getting married and someone suggested them for a wedding dress. $500 later I got the perfect one without any alterations. Never been in one since, but I am thankful for that one occasion. Read more

I was sort of wondering when this would appear on Jezebel. I am deep into Youtube Beauty. I subscribe to about over a hundred beauty channels including the bigger ones- Jaclyn Hill, Jackie Aina, Tati, Alissa Ashley, etc. I follow these ppl on Twitter and Instragram, I watch the drama channels, I am well aware that Read more

And for the luvofgod, please no more pics on Facebook after your pedicure, your beach trip, or whatever. I am so sick of seeing freshly painted toes that unfortunately look pretty gross most of the time, and have this look-at-me, aren’t I cute vibe going on. Pretty feet? Yuck.
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I don’t care who you are, your feet are not as cute as you think they are. Exhibit A: Read more