notmariasherman
Maria Sherman
notmariasherman
URL: Senior Writer, Jezebel. IRL: Author of the very good book 'LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands from NKOTB to BTS,' out now.

I read this whole post and it makes me so happy to be old (mid 40s) and not know who any of these people are, or care. Well written, though. Read more

I just moved to NYC and cannot understand how so many women wear flip flops and thin sandals. You’re letting your feet get so close to so much grossness! And I come home at the end of the day and take off my shoes right by the front door because goodness knows what’s on them. There’s no way their feet are clean. I Read more

 Ha! you should see my big toenail after losing it traumatically. Remember that scene in ‘No Country for Old Men’ when whatshisname had to pick bits of cloth out of his wound? Yeah, imagine picking bits of gravel and grass out of the bloody part of your under-toe, while still drunk. It’s a miracle I still have a foot.
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FYI, Zamora posted his own apology video and has since gained back a ton of subscribers. I couldn’t watch more that 10 seconds of Lee’s “apology”, and I’m frankly surprised that she continues to leave it up. Zamora’s 50 minute long apology video not only displays what appears to be genuine remorse, but also spills a Read more

Don’t judge. Now, if you’ll excuse me this Chardonnay isn’t going to drink itself. Happy Friday!

Would love to try hallucinogenic mushrooms but have no clue what mushrooms are what and not stupid enough to eat a random ass mushroom from the wild. Read more

I don’t eat wild mushrooms, and I don’t eat ‘locally harvested wild mushrooms’ or anything similar I find on a restaurant menu. I don’t trust myself or some busboy a resturant owner sent off into the woods not to make a mistake and pick the wrong mushroom, especially when deadly species look so close to edible species Read more

This pic is the only time I’ve considered him good looking.  Saw him open for Halsey and he was such a douche.  I’ve never understood why Queen Lana hooked up with this ish.  Read more

kulture vultures. I’m sure someone else probably already beat me to it. But it’s worth repeating. Read more

I hear what you’re saying but I guess Juvia’s Place has a special place in a lot of people’s hearts because they’re one of, if not the first, B.O.M.B’s. (Black Owned Makeup Business) ever. And it’s disingenuous when people use the whole “Women have to support women” excuse when they’re called out for something shady. Read more

I’m lying in agonizing wait for Shrill to come out, which probably won’t be until 2019 considering they just started shooting. Sigh. Lindy, please save us! Read more

I’ve been checking in every day to watch its IMDB rating get trashed. It’s so therapeutic. Read more

She was good in Powerless (short-lived office comedy that took place in the DC Universe) Read more

That drug addict, stripper, prostitute quote gave me pause, but then when I thought hard about it, I can’t actually find the real problem.  Read more

Elba’s phone must have blown up after this interview, probably getting all kinds of DMs of praise and offers of availability. Read more

Maximum Joseph, the genius behind “Zaccole the Crying DJ” Read more

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Being part of the Bachelor/Bachelorette herd is just an audition for the post-Bachelor shows.
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As a Latina Pagan, I thought the first one was kinda dumb. I’ll give the new one a shot, but I’m not expecting it to do/say anything seriously.  At best, it will be a show that you tune into for stupid, good, clean fun.  At it’s worst, it will be Wicca Iron Fist. Read more

What is so corny about Russell Wilson? He speaks from the heart and can actually talk without having to use one swear word, unlike some other people.  Read more