notmariasherman
Maria Sherman
notmariasherman
URL: Senior Writer, Jezebel. IRL: Author of the very good book 'LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands from NKOTB to BTS,' out now.

I know .... the “ corny” dude is safe and marriable but really the muhfuqr with the edge , who will fuck me from behind , in a stairwell at Trump tower ( Columbus circle) ..... is the one I can’t stop thinking bout. But yeah Russel Wilson is whack AF but homie pays ur bills so you deal  Read more

I’m looking forward to his turn on Dancing With the Stars, where he will unironically perform to “Springtime for Hitler.” Read more

I confronted my sister a few weeks ago about her new boyfriend being a Trumpster.. She was like Umm.. You know I’m a Trumpster right. She later used a racial slur. I was like WHO ARE YOU. Was proud however that my husband called her out on the racial slur and she was like oh is that racist? Thanks for letting me rant. Read more

This is not where I expected to see a Slim Thug reference in the year of our lord 2018.  Read more

Tbh I never liked Charmed and I never wanted to see the new one, but honestly, now that I’ve seen how ppl are reacting I kind of want to spite watch it.  Read more

Unrelated to this article but I discovered there’s a Lil Tay audiobook you can get on Audible.
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wow. All those girls have very close facial similarities Read more

In March, French lawmakers decided to establish the age of consent as 15... Read more

While I believe she firmly has the right to do this and move on with her life, I’m disappointed because it looks like the AMC investigation was incomplete and the Hardy boy will be able to get back to it.

Although hey Chris.

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Among my mother’s many horrific medical stories is one where she had to have a full blood transfusion while giving birth to my sister back in 1960. She had a heck of a hemorrhage.

so whats the takeaway? investigation found out that the allegations were either false or hyperbole? or AMC is trash? i think suspension then thorough 3rd party investigation, then final decision is a fair route in cases like this. ones that are basically he said/she said. curious to the investigation and if this Read more

Yeah, this show doesn’t need to exist.
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Wah. Wah. Don’t support it. Move on. It’s always something. Read more

Honestly, I haven’t wanted to see a character crash and burn as much as S4 Rachel since S5 Walt from Breaking Bad. This last season for UnREAL was a tremendous gamble (which I think was mostly unsuccessful), but goddamn did I want to see Rachel destroyed by the end of it all. Seriously curious what Shiri Appleby Read more