Oh, laughing isn't a problem! I think we should all laugh at ourselves. We should do it every single day! I laugh at all the nonsensical bullshit I post everywhere. It's what keeps us all sane and grounded. I welcome you to read anything I've ever written/posted and offer some good jokes (OMG THERE IS SO MUCH MATERIAL… Read more

It's a very unpopular opinion, but I must say, I agree with you. I do not know why this girl is so savagely attacked. For what? Writing some silly blog posts? Good LORD what if someone searched through all the posters here for their blog posts, Kinja posts, tweets, Instagram posts about their food/nails/dogs. I know I… Read more

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Erin, the irony of this is she posts a quote like this about not critiquing a woman's appearance but when you point out problems with anything she's saying or doing, 500 of her diehard fans will tweet you and call you "ugly" to defend her because they love her so much and they live with love in their hearts because of… Read more

This bodes well for my plan to start decoupaging that dresser on my next bus ride. Read more

I hope this means my campaign "BAN PINKHAM FOR LIFE EVERYWHERE UNTIL HE AGREES ME ON TOMATOES" is picking up steam! Read more

I know that feel, darlin'. All too well. Read more

Oh yes! I cut corn tortilla shells up and bake them to make tortilla chips. Baking your own chips is a process that will slowly drive you mad until you finally perfect how to do it. Also, fucking toasting/baking nuts because I am done with that heartache. Read more

I'm 41 years old but yes I have my mother's skin. She looks like she's in her 30s. I wonder what demonic creature she prayed to for that. Read more

Oh look who's finally here to reply to all these kind readers who took time out of their busy day to reply to your article. Thanks for showing up to tell us about guacamole. Read more

He is an asshole who will sneak out of work early every day then complain to your boss that you took a personal call once. He's a Birther and a Chemtrail truther, too. Fuck sodium. Read more

It would change all my bylines so no. Read more

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I feel like with most of that orange processed cheese shit that they put on burritos/salads/etc. it's not the cheese flavor so much as the sodium that gets people. Sodium is a bastard. Sodium is my college ex-boyfriend who stole all my Jesus and Mary Chain CDs. Read more

Wonderful! I'm having way too much fun. Read more

Ha! Yes, exactly. Do not eat tortilla shells, people. They are like the fettuccine alfredo of bread products. BTW is this a good place for everyone to have yet another furious argument over whether or not their guac is good? Because if so I need to go make some popcorn. Read more

You don't have to eat the burrito with the umpteen billion calories. You can customize your food there (or pretty much anywhere) to leave off the shit that's really bad for you. But who wants to eat a burrito with no cheese, guac, etc. etc. etc. I say this as a person who made turkey "tacos" the other night. Yes, it… Read more

I'm just here to tell Colin what an asshole he is from time to time. Read more

We were just talking about her last night. Everything had butter in her food. Lots of fucking butter. I swear one time on her show she literally said "IF IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT JUST ADD MORE BUTTER. BUTTER FIXES EVERYTHING." She would add extra butter to her butter. Read more

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