To all my pedantic beloved weirdos who want to post links to 'splain this clip, their movie, the history of New Zealand —COME ON NOW. Come on. Come onnnnnn. Open mouth, emit laughter. Other than that, y'all can go visit SeriousSamIsSuperSeriousYouGuys.com or something. Thanks. Read more

For Godssakes. Stop with the impulsive need to correct shit when it's clearly done in a tongue-and-cheek manner. Yes girl. You can google. So can everyone else. I tell you what—I promise to give you a follow if you promise to stop doing show offy shit like this. Read more

That's why it's always a good idea to read before we comment/correct/chastise!

::bursts into tears:: Read more

EXCEPT FOR HOW RYAN GOSLING BASICALLY DECLARED WAR ON AUSTRALIA OMG Read more

Oh go eat your own farts; thanks. Read more

I didn't announce it really; I just told friends on my Facebook and Twitter. And THANK YOU that is such a sweet thing to say. Read more

Ian is a plant. Calling it now. Read more

Exactly! She acts like plopping down on my face is call for a massive reward. "HEY LADY REMEMBER WHEN YOU TEACHED ME TO LIE DOWN? I DID OK WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? AND WHERE IS MY GODDAMN COOKIE? NELLY DOESN'T DO THIS SHIT OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF HER HEART, YOU KNOW." Read more

YES. YES. YES. We can't have nice things. Read more

That makes sense; thank you! Read more

Anna Breslaw also went to Cosmo but agreed 10 million percent on the insinuation that people have left Jezebel because the new writers are "minor league." That is nonsense. I am in AWE every day of the ladies here and love them so very, very much. I assure you my decision had nothing to do with any silliness like… Read more

In the future, every movie will be a Steve Jobs biopic. Read more

Yes, it's all your fault. Too late now! Read more

This song is everything:

My understanding about how Bartholomew's name ended up on the birth certificate was because of a default of sorts. Since Shepherd backed out of the surrogacy agreement they could not legally put her name on it. So it defaulted to Bartholomew as the biological, albeit, "non-custodial" mother. As for why he applied for… Read more

GODDAMNIT KINJA QUIT TRYING TO HIDE BEAUTY. (Working on a fix right now!) Read more

EXCELLENT MY GOOD SIR! SIMPLY EXCELLENT! Read more

AHHHHHHHHHH that was my other choice for a reference in this post AHHHHHHHHHH yes!!!!!!!!!! Read more

To Cosmo, as the Official Cat Overlord Investigator Blogger/Activist. (They call it "editor" or whatever but PFFFFFFFFFFFT I will not be beholden to labels.) Read more